Hyperborean Librarian

April 1st fun

April 1, 2009 · 1 Comment

Yukon Government launches walking dead action plan.

According the Yukon News website, “The Yukon will be “undead ready” by 2012, according to a new $6-million Walking Dead Action Plan announced last week by the Yukon government. “This plan provides key opportunities for Yukoners to remain safe from the threat of re-animated corpses,” said Health and Social Services Minister Glenn Hart in an official release this week. The centrepiece of the plan is a $2.3-million package to promote “zombie-proof” housing in Whitehorse communities.Home builders will receive subsidies of up to 50 per cent for the installation of acid sprinkler systems, fortified window shutters and roof-mounted flamethrowers.”

My favourite part of this is the roof-mounted flamethrowers” …  who knew that it was so dangerous to live in Yukon?

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